June 2013
3 posts
May 2013
21 posts
Life. Don’t talk to me about life.
Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to build shelves. Call that job satisfaction? ‘Cause I don’t.
(( Submitter will be happy to know the only Hitchhiker’s I’m familiar with is the 2005 movie. It’s his favorite. I’m just glad I managed to get a reference. Rare occurrence, that. ))
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(( Maybe. ))
April 2013
21 posts
Sharper than a block of cheddar!
More powerful than the stink of limburger!
Able to pull the wax off gouda in a single stroke!Look! Out in the dairy aisle!
It’s a curd! It’s a whey! It’s… Commander Gorgonzola!Yes, Commander Gorgonzola, strange visitor from another manufacturing wing, who came to Equestria with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal ponies. Commander Gorgonzola, who can change the course of mighty nacho flows, crumble parmesan in his bare hooves, and who, disguised as Trixingni, adorable sibling for a great robot overlord, fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice, and American cheese slices!
(( Tai is best pony. ))